*STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:**

> > *BOY :** May I hold your hand? **
> > GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

> > **GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! **
> > BOY : You love me...** ** **

> > **GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? **
> > BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? **

> > **GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
> > BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

> > GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
> > BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

> > **BOY : I love you and I could die for you! **
> > GIRL : How soon??

> > **BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! **
> > GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

> > **SHARON** : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? **
> > **TRACY **: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. **

> > **MAN : You remind me of the sea. **
> > WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
> > MAN : NO, because you make me sick. ****

> > **WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. **
> > HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

> > MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
> > PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

> > **1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" **
> > **Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday". ****

> > **2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" **
> > Pupil : "The moon".
> > Teacher : "Why?"
> > Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it". **

> > 3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
> > Pupil : "A teacher".

> > **4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" **
> > Customer : "What other colors do you have?" ****

> > **5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. **

> > **6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" **
> > Sam : "It's a family tradition".
> > Teacher : "What do you mean?"
> > Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
> > Teacher : "What about your mother?"
> > **Sam : "She's a woman". ****

> > **7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" *
> > David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

> > **8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" **
> > Student : "Brotherly love".

> > **9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" **
> > Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook". **

> > **10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering, doctor?" **
> > Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

> > **11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" **
> > One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

> > 12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
> > One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand." *


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