ရယ္ခ်င္မွလဲ ရယ္ေပါ့ :D

ဟာသေတြကို ျမန္မာလိုျပန္ေရးေပးပါတဲ့ ..တခ်ိဳ႕ Jokes ေတြက ဘာသာျပန္ရင္ မရယ္ရေတာ့လို႔ပါ။ ဒီမွာၾကည့္ေလ ..ဒီအတုိင္းလဲ ရယ္ေနရတာပဲ ..

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.
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Interviewer: what' s your qualification?
Sardarji : Sir, I am Ph.d.
Interviewer : what do you mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and >it read:
I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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A sardar on an interview for the post "Detective".
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank you sir for giving me the job, I will start investigating.......
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Ref: funlok