So True and Funny ....

သူငယ္ခ်င္းတစ္ေယာက္ရဲ႕ Fwd. Mails ထဲက ႀကိဳက္လို႔ ..

Marriage : It's an agreement wherein a man loses his Bachelor Degree and a woman gains her Master.

Divorce : Future Tense of Marriage.

Dictionary : A Place Where Divorce comes before Marriage.

Tears: The Hydraulic force which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power :P :-) :)

Conference : The Confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Experience: A name men gave to their mistakes :-) :) :P

Philosopher : A Fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when deaf !_!


Opportunist: A Person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into river.

Optimist: A Person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway, "See I am not injured yet".

Pessimist: A Person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY.

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy, no different from the others, unless he gets caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and who is late when you are early.

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